Kid are smarter and faster than us!

 

Happy Sunday to you, I wanted to share an email my best friend sent me yesterday because it was so cute. It just goes to prove that kids are smarter and faster than us most everyday. Enjoy the laugh and picture your little darlings saying some of the same things to you.

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's... Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH


Note: Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel
has been turned off.

 

Leaping Liebsters!! I am so honored for an award

I actually have been nominated twice for the Liebster award and have been so busy blogging away and taking care of every body at my house this winter, I have not had the time to do my post. Today I wanted to tak the time to say thank you to some awesome ladies! Any pass it forward to nominate other bloggers, inspiring them to keep blogging. 

So what is a Liebster Blog Award? It's an award that recognizes up and coming bloggers with less than 200 followers. The award is then passed along to other bloggers in the same category to help spread the word and support one another. 

I want to thank Amy P @Consider Me Inspired and Summer @ Simply Summer for the nominations

Here are the rules:
*List 11 facts about yourself.
*Answer the 11 questions given to you.
*Create 11 new questions for the bloggers you nominate for the award.
*Choose 11 bloggers with 200 or less followers to nominate.
*Go to each blogger's page and let them know about the award.
*Thank the person who nominated you and link back to their blog

Since I was nominated twice, I may cheat just a little bit. I don't want to have to answer 22 questions and nominate 22 people, so I'll do half and half from each of my nominators.


So here goes:  


11 Random Facts About Me:

1. I am a GRITS girl (Girl Raised In The South)

2. I grew up on the beach but love the mountains now

3. I never sleep, never enough hours in my day to finish anything

4. My favorite website is Pinterest (as you can tell)

5. I love to paint, sew, glue anything , crafting soothes the soul

6. Gardening is my stress relief, love to get my hands in that dirt and love the sounds of nature.

7. I started blogging merely to keep grandparents updated-- now I blog all the time via several different blogs actually.

8. I wanted to be a vet, before I became a nurse ( but I cry with hurt animals)

9. I hate my feet - I have the ugly little toe that all of my kids have inherited (sorry kids)

10. I am a very loyal friend, always here, a shoulder to cry on or a listening ear

11. I  am a total sucker, and am always trying to help others, so I can't say NO much.

My questions given to me :

1. How would your spouse/significant other describe you? Stubborn as a mule

2. If you could be a dog or cat which would you be and why? Cat, because they can jump and climb anywhere they want to, lazy laying in the sun all day long.

3. If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? Somewhere tropical where the sand is white and the water is so clear you can see the bottom of the ocean floor

4. If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? End Human trafficking and slavery! 

5. How many pillows do you currently have on your bed? (you can include throw pillows if you want) 6

6. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? ice cream/popsicles addicted to them

7. What is your earliest childhood memory? our Collie named Hobo, who would follow me around and pull my dress if I wandered to far from my mother

8. What is your most favorite outfit? yoga pants and a T-shirt

9. What is something that annoys you more than anything in the world? People who drive unsafe knowing that they could kill someone by drinking, drugs, texting etc. 

10. What is the best movie you saw in 2012? "Don't recall ,not a big movie watcher"

11. If you could have one super power, what would it be? to fly, would save on my gas money


My questions for my 11 bloggers to answer : 

1. Why or how did you start blogging ? 

2. What is your best quality?

3. What is your one thing in your bucket list? 

4. How would you spend a million dollars if given to you, no strings? 

5. Favorite sports car if you could have one (along with your mommy mobile)

6. Do you like it hot (Summer) or cold ( winter) ? 

7. Name your favorite movie star? 

8. Favorite book or novel? 

9. What do you prefer in the summer and winter, flip flops or tennis shoes? 

10.  What area of the country to you live in? 

11. Do you cook well or burn water often and rather eat out? 

My list of lucky 11 bloggers nominated for a Liebster Award! 


1.Tamara Maellaro  at  http://billygorilly.com/blog/

2. Stacy K at  http://www.lookingforisis.com/

3. Stacy M at http://couponingwithboys.com 

4. Summer P at http://summerofmanyhats.blogspot.com/ 

5. Elena at http://wisewaytribe.wordpress.com/

6. Robin at http://mypathtograce.org/

7. Amber at http://greeneggs-and-spam.com/

8. Tracy at http://thekelleykasa.blogspot.com/

9. Mindy at http://thehindslife.blogspot.com/

10. Abby at http://mommycubed260818.blogspot.com/

11. Lauryn at http://sahmbeauty.blogspot.com/