Kid are smarter and faster than us!

 

Happy Sunday to you, I wanted to share an email my best friend sent me yesterday because it was so cute. It just goes to prove that kids are smarter and faster than us most everyday. Enjoy the laugh and picture your little darlings saying some of the same things to you.

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's... Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH


Note: Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel
has been turned off.

 

Boogers on the Wall and other assorted mommy joys!

This You Tube video caught my eye last night and had me laughing at all the nasty jobs that we as moms end up doing. Cleaning all the body fluids, boogers, poop, vomit etc off of various surfaces in the house, and not just from the kids, husbands can be just as gross. I just love the late night, hubby is so sleepy that he never lifts the toilet seat, and along comes poor mommy who unknowingly sits down on a wet seat......ewwwww!!

Dried boogers on the side arm of the couch has got to be the most disgusting discovery
I have had to deal with at our house. I mean it was loaded with a least 6 months of my 
darling daughter's dried lovelies, just out of eyesight until your rubbed your hand across
the couch arm side.  Needless to say she helped me scrub that couch until it was clean! 
And yes we have had our share of a few poo smears on the bathroom wall, for some reason kids think that if they have it on their finger, it just needs to be smeared on a wall! 
Why is that! 
We have plenty of soap and water here, don't we? 

O' The Joys of living in the Mommyhood!!